Yep, a ferret, according to Phil, is what I need to have to hand to pass to a grizzly if he attacks me. This will distract him sufficiently for me to make my exit......apparently.
So....how do I keep a ferret with me for two months? Should I tie him to the back of the bike and get him to run along behind me? What do ferrets eat? Can I get a ferret through US customs? Answers on a postcard please.
create a complex series of pipes in an infinite loop around the bike with food in it for the ferret to run around :)
ReplyDeleteHonestly Mike, everyone knows where an Englishman keeps his ferret. As to what they eat; do be careful.
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